The Jelly Roll Jazz Band Fridge Magnet

£2.00

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Description

Do you gaze in dejection at your unadorned fridge and think ‘I wish my fridge was adorned’? Do you spend sleepless days thinking about the sleepless nights spent fretting over the shameful nakedness of your kitchen appliances? Do you measure success in life, not by deeds or wealth or social status, but by how many novelty items you can adhere to your refrigerator?

If you have answered ‘yes’ to two or fewer of the above questions, we have just the thing for you! The Jelly Roll Jazz Band fridge magnets are the latest innovation from village-renowned Jelly Roll Enterprises. Say goodbye to feelings of inadequacy, unwanted blank space and certain strains of the common cold, and instead stare in awe at this miracle of magnetic magnificence. Featuring exclusive artwork by the band’s resident resident Margot Margolyes, these magnets have been proven to stick to AT LEAST TWO of the many millions of refrigerators currently inhabiting our fragile planet. WHOOPEE!

So the next time you go to fetch the milk, don’t wallow in a pit of dismay and self-loathing. Instead, buy yourself a Jelly Roll fridge magnet and hold your head high! HIGH, I SAY!

(Fridge not included.)
(Bin rota not included.)
(Hand not included.)
(Watch not included.)
(Shirt not included.)
(Wall not included.)
(Desk not included.)

Additional information

Weight 0.011 kg
Dimensions 7.4 × 5.2 × 0.1 cm
Magnetic-ness

High

Beauty

Extreme

Importance in the grand scheme of things

Very very high indeed

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